Do me a favour, call me Joeyy. Spell it right, pronounce it right; not that hard, not too much to ask.
I’d like to keep this simple and say I’m just a boy, but I’m far from simple and I’m far from “just a boy”.
For starters, I was born female. I’m not hiding a thing, I’m being myself, don’t like it ? You can deal with it elsewhere.
I spend the majority of my time making people happy.
I’m far form a screw up; you might like to tell me I’m a screw up ‘cause I’m far from normal. But I hardly think that accounts for me being a screw up.
I use large words a lot, get used to it.
I’m extremely overprotective, and I enjoy being so. If I’m protective of you, consider yourself lucky.
I’m not following any stupid fad when I say this, but I have OCD. I have to: shower three times a day, brush my teeth three times a day, wash my hands twice, stay naked till I’m dry, keep my bookshelf in a perfect order, refrain from stepping on cracks in concrete/tiles, refrain from stepping on certain coloured tiles/concrete, spell my name irregularly, keep all of my belongings in the shower/bathroom and refrigerator front facing and an inch apart. Strange, isn’t it ?
I listen to music of my own sort, I don’t follow and type of style because that’s just dumb, I listen to loads of different music and don’t characterise who I am by my genre of music. That, is also stupid(:
I’m unpredictable in so many ways, yeah, again, I sound like a fad-following teenager. Guess what ? I’m not. Honey, I started the fad(:
I cuss like a sailor when I’m pissed off.
I text like it’s no one’s business, honestly it isn’t (: I prefer texting over talking.
I double my letters a lot, it’s quite amusing when I double numbers. “How old are you ?” “15555” :D Haha.
I hate pervs, they make me want to kill the world >.>
I’m extremely conservative and proud to say so.
I‘ve loved, and lost. I‘d rather never have loved at all. Love is fake.
I love singing and playing my clarinet.
I used to love martial arts. . I am a martial artist.
I have a profile on just about every social networking site on the web.
Post Secret makes me feel human.
I hate the human race in general, including myself. I try to survive, breathe, get by and humans just retard the process and make it harder.
I use pet names for just about everyone; male, female, gay, straight, bisexual, lesbian, old, young, my age, doesn’t matter. I use pet names on every occasion with just about everyone.
I love new experiences, big expeditions. My biggest venture yet was a week sojourn in Italia !
My moods are up and down like hilltops.
I get frightened quite easily, and normally handle it by shaking and texting my closest mate.
I talk like I’m from England and I’ve only ever been once; on my way to Italy. Friends = Mates. Potatoe Chips = Crisps. French Fries = Chips. Soccer = Football. Yep, I’m an odd one.
I’m obsessed with my hair, I’ve dyed it round 8 times.
I’m a huge flirt, and I love it.Ha, maybe that’s why I get called a slut(:
I really don’t care what people say, if I know I’m not it doesn’t matter. But if I know I am, and I’m just sheltering myself from it, it hurts extra bad.
I’m pretty much always right.
I love law, politics, religion and languages. :]
I’m extremely sensitive and easily offended/hurt. I don’t often speak up.
I’m an empath. The weather effects me, kids and animals LOVE me, I can read people’s moods to no end. It’s an interesting supernatural talent.
I’m quite easily intrigued by the littlest things.
I love my family; I miss my brother.

Latin. Spanish. Italian. Japanese. Martial Arts. Wrestling. Texting. Happy trails. Math. Political Science. Astronomy. Photography. Music. Twilight. Human Rights. Christian Theology. Debates. Alex Sanchez' books. Literature in general. Back pocket bands. Philosophy. People's stories.

AFI, Aiden*, All Time Low*, Amber Pacific, As I Lay Dying, Audio Summer, Avenged Sevenfold, Billy Joel, Bowling For Soup, Boys Like Girls*, Buckcherry, Bullet For My Valentine*, Cartel*, Daughtry, Death Cab For Cutie*, A Fallen Frequency, Fall Out Boy*, Flobots*, Flyleaf, The Foo Fighters, Four Year Strong*, The Fray, The Friday Night Boys, Good Charlotte, Greenday, Hawthorne Heights**, Hellogoodbye, Hinder, The Honorary Title*, Hoobastank, Incubus*, James Blunt, Jeremy Camp*, The Jonas Brothers, The Killers, Lifehouse*, Linkin Park, Medina Lake, Mi6, Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Mindless Self Indulgence*, My Chemical Romance, NeverShoutNever*, New Found Glory*, Nickelback, Nirvana, Ok! Go!, Panic! At The Disco*, Papa Roach, Plain White T's*, POD, Rascal Flatts, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus*, Rihanna, A Rocket Summer, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Scotty Vanity*, Shiny Toy Guns, Simple Plan*, Smile Empty Soul*, Soulfly*, Sound Garden, Sum 41, Third Eye Blind*, Three Days Grace*, Thursday*, Toby Mac, Tool*, Trapt, The Used, Valet Parking, The White Stripes, Yellowcard**

Twilight, Brokeback Mountain, The Dark Knight, Elizabethtown, I Am Legend, The Game Plan, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Juno, Borat, Epic Move, Superhero Movie.

Degrassi.

Alex Sanchez' Rainbow Boys, Rainbow High, Rainbow Road, So Hard to Say, Getting It and The God Box, Stephenie Meyer's Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn, Daniel Quinn's Ishmael, J.K. Rowlings' Harry Potter series, Ellen Hopkins' Crank, J.L. Langley's The Tin Star, James Howe's Totally Joe, Mildred D. Taylor's Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry.